BORDAM (NOT THE SHAZAM TRAILER) – SOCIETY OF VIRTUE


Boy! Hey! Hi, did you call me? I am the guardian of the secrets of the gods and the mysteries of the mortals and you! You are the one who should receive as a gift the power of bordam! Really? I knew it! After my parents died in an archeological accident after everything I spent at the orphanage I always believed it one day my luck would change and that I would be chosen for something great And you are the only one who answered when I called… These children today are too smart to talk to me Luckily it seems that your parents didn’t have time to fill your head with this nonsense of not talking to ragged strangers and deserted subway stations at night and don’t get in the magic van of an old man in a dress Thanks to this Timmy, you can realize the dream of every child And become an adult with the power
to protect the lives of many people and live numerous adventures and… I’m in! Okay, then just say the magic word Bordam! BORDAM!! and…did that ray incinerate my hair? its natural to gain weight after marriage and the baldness gene is hereditary so it looks like your dad ended up leaving something for you after all Yaaaay Wait, wait, wait, wait… Did you say marriage? Yes, these are the lives that you will protect from now on and for a long long time I shouldn’t talk about the future, but that short one there is an idiot like a rock And will only get a job as a cashier at McDonald’s at the age of 42 No, no, no, no, no it cannot be! Danny!! And there’s also the lovely Judith What is all of this smoke? I already told you that you gotta buy another oven There’s something very wrong here You’re not looking at the bright side!
Look at Judith, it’s not so easy for a young kid to get an older woman Huh…can I… I mean me and her… Of course! She’s your wife. Technically, this isn’t wrong and doesn’t violate any law You can enjoy as much as you want,
once every couple of months If she doesn’t have a headache or fucking her lover But what crap is this bordam power? It’s nothing like I was imagining You have received the wisdom of Brian! The strength of Oswald! The figure of
Ramon! The power of Dave! The courage of Andy and Mike’s speed! Who are they? The guys I play poker with on Thursdays You’re lucky because until last week,
Zacharias also played Where would I put a Z, in bordam? I thought you were gonna turn me into somebody with life full of excitement and adventure My friend, what you have here is excitement There is not a night that doesn’t have a moan or scream or a nasty fight with Judith And you want adventure? Did I tell you you’re going to lose your job five years from now? Oh my god, what do I do for work? You’re an accountant, but look you have 15 minutes of lunch Maybe you could save someone in that time, who knows! Stopping a suicide It’s very common for people in
your office to try to jump out the window No, no, no, no, I think that there
is a serious lack of communication here Hey, where are you going? To my room You live here, with me? Great one more person to support I’m like a million years old man, what did you think? This is my retirement! For an orphan you seem very unenthusiastic about having a new family

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