Civ 5 in 4 Mins: Khmer Rising – a Mod – Civilization V BNW LP Summary

Civ 5 in 4 Mins: Khmer Rising – a Mod – Civilization V BNW LP Summary


The Khmer mod – long time coming but it’ll
be wonderful – in the ocean Angkor Thom where the sheep take to the hills Ruins at the end of the… nevermind We need a G-spot for good eats Gonna eat like kings And eventually dye stuff purple This island is large Large and in-charge Temple of Artemis too – what is this, Christmas? Hanging the Gardens at the end of our empire It takes time to get hung And if ya missed it there’s a third city And soon there’ll be more – most likely
near workable Krakatoa Hello to you too 100% Hung – so there’s a Faith boost There’s been a few Faith Boosts I like Faith Boosts Look at all those fish up there Gotta share the Salt But we won’t share it with Persia – boo
Darius! Pagodas manage happiness It’s not very effective This place is, damn! Can’t let the AI get the good islands You’ll soon be with the wizard, mister Opened Aesthetics but gotta finish Piety So Temple up! And slay Shakespeare at the Globe Watch out for religious undertones Visit the Grand Temple for religious overtones Totally gonna get violent soon Gonna need a Hermitage so start feeding the
ladies Whadda ya mean? Religious conversions? Oh them… sorry Almost 300 turns without a National College?
Civ fail. Reform with Sacred Sites: Civ win Tourism per turn is suddenly 50 plus Not exactly happy being Free There was an Indiana Jones marathon on TBS Oxford University – a thousand years late Digging dudes and the Palace of Two-More-Votes
in six turns Wait one sec! Oh – Blah blah blah Then the beatings began! Ugh What, war? Seriously? Yo Persia – be foxy and attack the Germans More war! Transaction approved The capital is safe but the edges are vulnerable I hate vulnerable edges! Those noises aren’t Krakatoa Seems the other wars are more important Then again the odd German attacks Join us or be sunk! We’re investing in war boats And destroying the enemy Remember he started this war – not I So much war to be dealt with They won’t stop! Contract a writer to create a persuasive essay It worked! Afford a few Hotels Work on being Artistic Discover Ballistics in search of Satellites Got RADAR on the RADAR due to the end of Rationalism Seven turns ’til Satellites – thriving and
safe May have used the Great Engineer replacement
to hurry the Hubble Just one turn left! And where’s all the
Uranium? Gonna have to explode some stuff Learn about that and other bits of history
at the National Visitor Center Hmm hm hmm hm hmm Anyway that’ll be finished in two more turns
– meanwhile, Freedom is too good to resist 28 Turns to Victory? Reasonable. What about
Darius? 94 turns?! Boo – let’s go to space. The AI can chill on Earth wearing our comfortable
jeans. Divert resources to hosting a World’s Fair! We won! Free stuff! Engines are NOT free – all the parts are so
expensive that the price isn’t even listed Just makin’ our own Aluminum And finally figured out the cost Turns out to be about three grand per section They fit together easily though And what’s the price of convenience? Avoid a Great Mistake by continuing to fund
space travel Scientists agree! Orbital trajectory calculated – launch window
is slim but opportune T-minus one turn ’til blastoff, countdown
commence I said commence! Woo hop space – look at that space scene art Numbers don’t lie One of the coolest dudes of the mid 1800’s

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