Civ 5 in 5 Mins: Pacal, OP & Wide – Sid Meier’s Civilization V BNW LP Summary

Civ 5 in 5 Mins: Pacal, OP & Wide – Sid Meier’s Civilization V BNW LP Summary


So maybe use that OP mod and maybe be the
Maya This looks rivery and mountainish! Land built for victory Hey it’s Queen Carthage – good, I have jeans
ready for her if necessary Surely we’ll be great friends in this land
of bounty Gonna claim some bounty Also we’ll make Pyramidal tracks On top of one of the pyramids will be a Temple
of Artemis Just 21 turns to go – need more Citizens Take a look at Tikal – it’s not too far
a trek north Try to avoid angering the folks from Carthage
but what can ya do? The tiles were too good to be true Also may have ended up with a town on the
other side of the landmass Then the Assyrians attacked! The Scout army will safe us Sorta unprepared for war right now Thought we’d use a religious offensive and
offend people with our religion Even took Theology for free – Theology! We can pray under the Water Mill Enhancements are enjoyed The war stays cold but in the future, virtual
blood dyes the river red But that’s later! Now Hang the Gardens Blah blah blah – you aren’t the best neighbour
either, lady Seriously she keeps getting mad at my wide
gameplay – how rude We’re going wide all over this bit of land
out on the water And there may have been some Citadel action Stolen Wine tastes wine-ier If anyone enters the vineyards, they’ll
be shot Sprawling but crawling – need more stuff Maybe more cities over on the island will
help That, and Workshops And Stoneworks Anyway – there’s still an Unmet Player – an
isolationist Carthage complains – what else is new? I’d be mad too if I missed out on a great
Great Wall I’ll have you know the Maya deserve any
and all tiles Astronomy means we can figure out who else
exists He wants to know our business – my business
is modifying leader screens The attack on the Netherlanders will come
from here If William wants revenge he can come get it The Mayan empire will be unsinkable Long Story Short: the Venetians and Dutch
could quarrel Archaeologists aplenty and Electricity will
reveal more resources And William says “Hey, those sailors look
angry” Which they are – so he was right about that Too bad he can’t defend himself, eh? He gives up a whole lot of Holland – I say
ya Enrico’s worried now – not sure why We don’t have the resources to take Venice
just yet One-tile water-access is annoying Well not that annoying It feels good to know Enrico lives on that
other land with the Netherlands Slowly encroaching on Carthage makes for more
points As does building an Eiffel Tower – bonjour A thousand extra hammers means William had
no chance Another Citadel ruins the mood But the encroaching is more important than
ever Surround Carthage town Crush their grapes! Puppet the aforementioned town and gain 200
bucks Seems Culture was overwhelming – ONE MORE
TURN I said ONE MORE TURN not more numbers The Netherlands are desirable Need all the lands Need some Northern-lands next Cooperation led to the demise of Carthage And all this before Flight was researched Assyria doesn’t realize we are the victors
and thus shall get spoiled Then again, maybe the Assyrians do know what’s
up Too bad a ceasefire is out of the question! Pythagoras put a lot of work into this list Pacal put a lot of work into taking all the
cities Things were going great then got greater with
Great War Bombers It’s clear, eh? Is that what your keen eyes
behold? Looking around all I see is Mayan territory And if you look hard enough there’s a Great
Scientist And some Infantry The Acquisition of Cinnamon and other Spices
is celebrated worldwide Also celebrating the removal of all other
Civs from the landmass Sprawling empires usually have a sordid past Gonna claim these tiles for Pacal then wreak
havoc on the west Also going to remove this Arctic settlement A Great Artist adds to the Golden Age Make that Artists And over here you’ll see the military has
readied itself for Operation End Game See ya later, Venice It’d be funny if he jumped over the rail
into the water That was unexpected The cloud over Amsterdam is fitting Amsterdam waits for the inevitable Terror falls from the sky The red flag signals victory! The numbers grew! All hail that guy! It ain’t over yet! There’s still some Netherlands to the North Burn ‘er down! Uh oh – we don’t wanna see this But we DO want to see everyone at the next
International Games Now… enjoy the AI-less existence It’s a bit lonely – I miss Enrico Not really – there’s something about Gold
production That makes everything worth while – I love
Gold! It’s gold, it’s gold, it’s gold, it’s
gold. It’s solid gold, baby.

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