Civ 5 in 6 Mins: Sioux Situations – a Mod – Civilization BNW LP Summary

Civ 5 in 6 Mins: Sioux Situations – a Mod – Civilization BNW LP Summary


The Sioux mod – there are tipis and Buffalo
resources – get ready to re-write history Salt plains – a ooo ooo! I know, I know, I know, how can you lose? This area is perfect for living-in – bring
in more Citizens Southern jungles are dark and foreboding Eastern sand dunes are enticing Suddenly M-town And Rome is below – why must Rome be below Roman cities appear with each turn Chances are Augustus will attack Hello religion! Bulk up to Hulk up And Settle away from the coast to defend from
Roman boats of terror I’m just trying to get some land before
Rome takes it all! You don’t understand We need Yankton – and they need food The Roman empire exists within the Sioux’s Machu Picchu makes everything better And this guy has ideas for a Church of Happiness The herd is moving! Spread the population That Engineer gets his time to shine Glad to be not at war with the Purple People The mountains keep us safe! The ocean is dangerous and scary These Missionaries are for the other guy’s
religion It took 30 turns to get the Grand Temple started Marble’s now available to be quarried Anything to make ‘em smile Rome, everywhere And a Strong Heart in one turn – he’ll be
put through a lot His first task: disconnect the Roman empire City-Connections are for the Sioux only The Stock Exchange is almost done – likelihood
of war increases Trade while we can! Erect a tower of Science Gotta dig for our lives And write about the good ol’ days Two writers are better than one Pretty sure that Isaacs guy will die of Malaria
in 1895 – very sad By then there’ll be more votes I don’t want your support, dude Opera Houses for that Hermitage thing Keep a Great General on the back-burner Adopt Order Go for the Castle of Mad Happiness See how mad he is? Augustus is like “I’ll give you Open Borders”
so I say ok Ethiopia is like Embargo Rome – so I say ok
ok ok ok ok The Kremlin can be sped-up with a Great Engineer If only there could be Kremlins 2: The New
Batch Thinkin’ about finishing Rationalism And an Eiffel Tower – it’s good to not be
fighting Rome Everywhere you look is Rome I have to say no to him We say yes to Science And Hotels – nothing bad happens at hotels Yay – a thriving empire during a Golden Age Nothing can go wrong when you build up, not
out But – there was thriving Dear Augustus: please go to war with Ethiopia Divert resources to warfare The wild west won’t be won just yet – well,
maybe by Rome He has bigger problems We’ll have big ballistics Supplant the host! Borrow some Uranium – knew that Great General
would be useful Now all we gotta do is not be overthrown by
the Romans They – have a navy We have a lighthouse And a Hubble due to faith It’s the 70’s and they don’t know we
have The Bomb yet Be very afraid! Even Rome What do they have to be scared of? 360 degrees of Rome The Internet plus a National Visitor Center
means Tourism goes up International Space Station is attempted Not even half the hammers Rome put in Luckily he fears The Bomb And our majestic Castles Can’t attack a Castle! What on Earth is going on down there? Seems to be a tad radioactive Fallout for all! The thing is – peace isn’t forever We need to focus on fighting Ethiopia So sell Rome a city Ethiopia’s navy is rendered useless And he knows we have nukes And Giant Death Robots So ya – time to just march into Ethiopia Claim it in the name of our forefathers It’s not a scary place at all It’s got Whales – they’ve seen better
days though The war doesn’t stop And XCOMs put up a fight But no cities are taken Rome wears our jeans – must be under the robe Ethiopia will be too, in just over 1700 turns Speed that up with more XCOMs Whatever the fox says can’t be said anymore Oy! Rome went to space Hola Esteban – do the concert thing It’d be great if Ethiopia was weak They have Culture-creation that defends against
Tourists But things are calm! Making money to fund the effort – then more
war Everything gets violent Giant Death Robots cause a bit of death Not enough though Rome seems to have the right amount of men Feel good about intimidation How do I… deal with attacking Rome, or being
attacked? I’d like to live to see Influential numbers
– too much to ask? Seems the screenshot occurred at the wrong
time, we’ll say it was Cher Roman workers head to what used to be Ethiopia
to clean things up Like ants But ants are actually organized Rome is very – haphazard Carthage has Big Ben! 2078 AD Someone tripped and fell on the launch button Purple looks best with orange XCOMs can land and ruin the tiles The improvements don’t stand a chance Ahhhh retaliation! Goodbye Polder – it’s been nice This is definitely not paradise Be unreasonably reasonable and distribute
fear equally Someone’s been selling cities to Carthage A sneaky tactic but prevents Rome from taking
EVERYTHING Ignore the red arrow of destruction and check
out those deer! I hope they don’t develop super powers Too late – they have, and from three separate
universes, no less This red arrow of destruction is trouble for
anything nearby Kabloowy Goodbye Sioux – it’s been nice! Every “Next Turn” is tense And the game kept on playing… Game Over I hope Enzo and Bob find a way out.

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