[Russia] Hello stranger! [Norway] I declare war on you. [Russia] Why? [Norway] Because your navy is shit. [Russia] Are you really declaring war on me for not having a navy? [Norway] Yes… [Russia] Alright shit let’s fight [Russia] Ah yes, finally! [Russia] Now I just need one more turn to conquer the Vikings, and continue peacefully expanding my empire! [IN UNISON] Warmonger! [Russia] Oh god, what have I done… [everyone continues to scream warmonger in background] [Norway] Hello, friend. Can you please open your borders for us? [England] Sure. [Norway] Jesus, what the fuck mate?