[XBOX SOUND] Look who it is! The stranger that came
out of nowhere and now, has everyone talking. Some people want you to be a savior, a shiny beacon of hope. Those people clearly haven’t met you yet. Here we go! Who do you think you are? Hero Villain Colonist, brawler Addict, assassin Engineer, rebel, trader, liar, sniper… Moon Man? So, what can I get you?
Some soap? Everyone loves soap. “Dripping with personality” “A jolly, colourful sci-fi space romp” “All the best hallmarks of an Obsidian RPG” Remember, no matter what happens out there it will all be your fault. Good luck! [XBOX SOUND]