Trump’s Best Words: 2019 Edition | The Daily Show

Trump’s Best Words: 2019 Edition | The Daily Show


– I know words, I have the best words. He was awarded the bronze star, and the combat ‘infantroopen’ badge. ‘Heroilynn’ alone, if you
look at the heroin epidemic… Last year alone, ICE
‘offices’ removed 10,000 known or ‘susbesdig’ gang members. And to ‘delegitimatize’… Heart lung and liver ‘transpants’… …and his daughter Laura, at a ‘resaption’ for the Italian… And we’re reclaiming our noble ‘herridje’. …companies are really big ‘benefishers’. Patriotic citizens who want
their families ‘protectored’… …made a ‘pivittible’, really,
and I mean this was pivotal. …to fully reauthorize the
‘9/elective’, 11 victims… …the national ‘humanitaries’ medal. …ever ‘foistered’… …women’s basketball national
‘championch’, champions… …house, and Senate ‘lawmarkers’. …advising lawmarkers. Secretary Pompeo is
here, Secretary of State, Mike Bolton, John Bolton is here. President Franklin
‘De-lay-no’ Roosevelt… Oman, UAE, ‘Chili’… …but China’s ‘thee-er’ supply ‘chern’, chain is breaking up… We must seek real ‘bipartiss solucius’. ‘Asbadidizziz’, it meant something. The members of our armed ‘forsiva’, and you understand that very well, the members of our armed ‘forsuh’… …to immediately waive all
‘appliculibulls’ state taxes… Despite these ‘obtuulz karen’… Americans of all walks of
‘lice’, ‘rofe’, rose up… And we used to have ‘raydoh’
for your, like, I think radio. …the invasion of Normandy and the ‘liberal-ation’ of Europe. …want to also thank the
‘Mini-on-apolis’ police. As Jack has said about the
Battle of the ‘B’owlje’… You know, he just sent
another ‘slock rocket’, you saw that, right? The stock market… On January 23rd, ‘Veneswaylass’… …by ‘Venezwellzso’… …’Venezwhalezz’… I hope they now go and take
a look at the ‘oranges’, the ‘oranges’ of the
investigation, the beginnings. And vicious ‘MS-3’ gang members… You’ve really put a big
investment in our country. We appreciate it very much, Tim ‘Apple’. More than two thousand ago years ago, a brilliant star shone
and the ‘eastwisemen’ traveled far, far… afield. ‘Enentheyannoucedtherewasnobyesno’,
you know what? …our army man the ‘airmputs,
ranned’, the ramparts, it took over the airports,
it did everything… …to improve this country
and ‘duurrrr’ the government. I have the best words, I have the b-… but there’s
no better word than ‘stupid’.

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