UNDER THE INFLUENCE: EPISODE TWO // TRISH’S TRAVELS

UNDER THE INFLUENCE: EPISODE TWO // TRISH’S TRAVELS


(upbeat music) (phone dinging) – Everyone welcome back to
Influencer Support Group, where we disconnect from our followers and connect with each other. Speaking of connecting, phones in, phones in, phones in. Let’s pass those phones in. How was everybody’s week, by the way? – I hit 900k. – Ew. – Oh, I got a new toy. – Oh my god. They make Life Alert bracelets now? – No, my husband helped
me set it up last night. It actually tracks my anxiety
based on my post performance. – Wait, that’s amazing. I need a manager. – No, he’s not my manager. He is my husband. – Okay, I mean call him whatever you want. I call my mom my agent, its. – Okay, whatever. What’s crazy is that we found
out I actually have more anxiety the more successful my posts are. – It’s hard managing likes and comments. – Especially without a hus-manager. – What? – A hus-manager. Like a husband manager. You can literally major in
hus-management at NYU, so. – He is just my husband. – So I think what we’re realizing its, its very important to take
our content and realize we’re not gonna feel
any less alone from it, or any more understood. Right? No matter the analytics. – I had an organic viral the other day. – Oh please share. – On Friday I went to this
makeup store to take a photo and I ended up falling asleep. When I woke up it was closed, so I just laid there and
waited for the manager to come. – Sorry, I’m missing the
part you’re proud of? – Oh my phone almost
died, and I didn’t panic. – I’m mad. Stores literally kick me out. I’ve begged them to sleep inside. – Well, we know it’s illegal. Now Max, why were you in the store? – Because I needed to take a photo and I was waiting for
the moonlight ’cause it was for this new glowing lipstick. – But why were you inside the store? – Because what other reason would I need glowing lipstick for? I’m not going to buy it. – So in order to save money
you decided to sneak in and sleep inside a store. – Yes. I mean, am I missing something? I feel asleep in the
store, I was afraid to move because of lasers. – What is this store? – Don’t you get everything
on your body lased? – Except for my feet, yeah. But those are like lasers
that fix your skin, or like. Why am I feeling judgment from you? – I’m not judging. I’m just jealous. – Sorry, you’re feeling it from me. I’m the one judging. As a reminder, I am the only
one who is allowed to judge. Now, Monica I seem to see a phone. Which is interesting because I thought I said pass them in, so. – But I’m a mom, you know. – I know, yes, very difficult. And as a reminder, I don’t judge, okay. But Jordan! – Yeah? – Really? – What, I’m listening. I can’t maximize my tricep? – No, definitely not. Okay, but you know what? Time to pick a phone! OH! a plane? I think we all know who it is. Travel Trish, hello. Right, there’s a plane. – Oh, yeah it is me. Sorry, I forget what my phone case looks like, sometimes it looks
different when you travel. – Sure, uh, so Trish, how was your week? – I’ve been so busy this week, traveling left and right jet lag, more like jet set. I feel bad complaining because I’ve just been given so many beautiful gifts in this life, – MMM – You wouldn’t believe how much I traveled in this past week, but I mean , you said it, I’m travel Trish! – Okay, Trish, you’re more than your handle, please! – I know but its my handle, I mean its verified, you know according to Instagram, I am the only Trish that travels. Except for my fan pages, and that’s a reminder I have fan pages. – Yeah but you made those Trish. – Okay, so Trish you traveled? – Of course! Work begets work, travel begets travel. So I decided to go to Thailand! – Decided? (beat music) (record scratch) – My family went to Thailand and the shots required were extensive! – Oh no, I am terrified of needles! – Yeah but – Thailand is just do exotic whenever I travel outside
of my comfort zone I just feel so excited because I to learn. (light percussive beat) I wear long dresses, and robes and things that have excessive fabric. And sat at the bar and gazed into the hyper but loving eye of a monkey! (record scratch) – There’s a monkey in the hotel? – What was? – You said the monkey you were gazing into the monkeys eye. So the monkey was freely walking around the hotel? – Ah, no no, that was outside, uh, the bar was inside, and I was just wandering around like climbing trees, looking for monkeys! – So you were climbing up
trees inside the hotel? Yeah! I mean its Thailand there’s trees everywhere. – Okay, but that sounds
insanely dangerous. Those are wild animals. – No the monkeys are actually really sweet. – Okay so what else did you do while you were there? – Well, I was there for only one day so I mostly hung out around the hotel. – You went to Thailand for one day – Its a 19 hour flight. – Oh, so then I was in Italy, – Okay, and you know what? Why don’t we just take a little break before we get more vague details on this trip and as a reminder I will speak to who ever wants a little alone time. And a little time to….all right. (light comical music) – Gosh, ugh! Oh good! Can I pick your brain? – Of course! Wait! Is it about something negative? – No! Just a question. – Okay cool, my older brother used to pick on my brain all the time. – I’m sure. – Yeah – Okay do you make house calls? I can. – Ah wonderful! Do you do anti aging treatments? – I mean of course but you don’t have any wrinkles. Oh no, not for me obviously, its for my baby. River, he is four but he honestly looks twice his age. – Okay, well I mean I’ve
never done make up on a kid.=Oh no I don’t want make up. Maybe just some foundation, or something just to – To contour, cover up the wrinkles, yes. – Yeah, do you have a photo? I need to, – I do I do – I knew you’d have a secret phone. – Don’t tell Janet – Don’t tell Janet. I won’t. – Okay. – Woof! Uch! – Oh no. – I’m sorry, I’m sorry. – That’s not a good reaction. – That’s offensive. – Wait, so you wake up every morning and play? (light comical music) – Yes!Whats your excuse for being late then? – I was up working. – Oh working, is that what we call playing games now? – Yeah I was doing it for charity. – Oh, charity, I’m so sorry. – As you should be. I don’t friend myself as a charity often. – Yeah, I knew it! – Yeah , I’m paying for it today though. I have a splitting headache. – Yeah well staring at
lights in the dark all night will do that to you. – It wasn’t pitch black. – LED lights don’t count. I guess. Wait, how do you know I have LED lights? – I can see them. – You watched the video. I stumbled upon one. – Oh my god you watched the video! – It came up on my feed. – You watched the video! – Don’t. – Its okay, it makes me feel better about stalking you. – You did? – [Jordan] (makes sizzling noise) – [Janet] Okay! Lets get back to our seat everyone. And walking is fine for the future. You know what? Just for Trish and for anyone who needs a little reminder. Who we are with our followers isn’t who we really are and I challenge everyone to be our true selves here. – [Trish] I was my true self. In Italy. (accordion music plays) So the next day I go to Italy. I went once in high school and I met this dude named Paolo. He ended up being a total jerk. But his singing duet partner looked exactly like my identical twin. So I ended up making pizza for Gordo. Hey bitches, Gordo and I are going to go make pizza! Look! He’s like my BFF who is hopelessly in love with me. But, decided to leave. – Who’s Gordo? – That’s exactly what Isabella my pop star twin look alike said! And then Mrs. Ubermeyer found out, and called my parents and they came to my concert and – Lizzie McGuire! – What? [Janet] Yes, so Trish what you did is just recited the plot for the Lizzie McGuire movie. – I hate it when people when people will take my life stories and make movies out of them. I mean come on my are
what dreams are made of. – Absolutely, and the
movie is 15 years old. – What movie? – Are you okay? – Dubai! – I’m sorry, what is happening? – I’m moving on. So then I went to Dubai to do some super affordable shopping. – You know what lets
just hear how Dubai was. How was Dubai? – So my best friend Samantha’s libido was low which is
totally not like her. I was having a cosmo, Hey bitches! What’s good? Just landed in Dubai,
just got to my hotel. – [Taxi Driver] Hey asshole! You puked in my taxi! – Oh my god!! Miranda was celebrating finding a job at at more laid back law firm, mean while, Charlotte was thrilled to find out her nanny was a lesbian. But she wasn’t having an affair with her husband Harry! – That’s Sex in the City 2!!!! – No! What? Its my life! I published pictures! – THAT IS KELLY BRADSHAW’S LIFE!! AGH!! – Okay Trish, were not
your followers okay? we don’t need you to be anywhere but here! – I am here I tried to be here, I mean even put my phone down for myself but this is my livelihood! I have to post! – But are you posting the truth? – You can handle the truth!! I’m posting what what they want to see!! Luxury beds, hotel rooms, they don’t want to know that I live on 149th street in a crap studio apartment waiting for sponsorships that are never going to come!! – It is scary to be who we think we should be. So if the real Trish doesn’t travel then you might loose followers. If I lose followers I lose everything. – The people who stay
will feel closer to you and more connected. Do you think you’re the only person who has financial struggles? – I suck at them. – You’re literally wearing
all designer clothing. – Case in point? – We are in charge of our feed just as much as we are
in charge of our story. I mean did you guys see? Cause Instagram feeds…yeah. – I’ll try but I just don’t know. – Your followers might surprise you. Sometimes mine just Venmo me. – For free? I always have to send freshly lotioned pics of my feet. – [Janet] Okay, and now
my appetite is gone, and that’s a great time to wrap up. Why don’t end with our closing mantra [ALL] I am more than my handle, I am more than my checkmark, I am more than my engagement rate, – Well done, phones are coming back okay? – I don’t even have a checkmark. – Well, them you’re
definitely more that it right? Hah ha ha! Right? – Yeah! – Okay, well that’s it for us. Up we go out we go. Once again I will stay
and meet with whoever would like to discuss anything or… (silly music plays)

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